Late addendum to the contest

OK, so Ghost Rider opens about the same time as Wild Hogs. An extra ticket to the person who comes up with the best 'fifth man' for their four-actor scenarios below. Said actor must occupy the same general "these people have no chemistry between them" vibe as Nicholas Cage would compared to the WH foursome, but will be starring in an equally baffling movie dedicated to the same inanimate object. Get thinking.